Is Dismemberment an Option?


It's that time again  = MOHS surgery with the wonderful Dr. Bogart


'Tis the first time since last July.

I'll need three appointments for MOHS surgery for scattered Squamous cell carcinomas

27th Feb; 6th March; 13th March.

When I received a 'phone call this morning to schedule the appointments I asked, "Wouldn't it be easier to dismember me and bury my parts in various parts of Sarasota?"

"No" the staff member replied. " You'd get squamous cells even six feet under!"

Ah well.

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