Rabbi Michael S and His Joke

 




Morrie and Joan were coming up to their fiftieth wedding anniversary.  Theirs was a good marriage.

There was one little fly in the ointment.


Morrie never replaced the cap on the toothpaste tube. 

Joan uttered a quiet sigh of exasperation each day.

With the anniversary date in sight Morrie promised himself that he would do better and replace the cap each day.

He did so.  Joan uttered not a word.

After fourteen days Joan could not hold back.

"Morrie" she said, "why did you stop brushing your teeth".



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