Wot No More Puffed Wheat? But wait, wait, there is hope!

 TROPICAL STORM / HURRICANE IAN?

Who knows when and if it will make landfall over much of the Florida Peninsula.

Will it go west into the Gulf of Mexico and then move north to the panhandle.  Bad news for the Floridian Panhandle.

Will it, as it drives north,  traverse close to the west coast (potential bad news for Sarasota)?

Whatever!   

Forecasting the route/routes of  Tropical Storms/Hurricanes is as accurate as the prognostications of the Second Coming of Jesus.

Don't do it!

Don't do it, but be prepared!  

My preparations included the purchase of cold cereal and evaporated milk; just in case.

Having long lamented the absence of Puffed Wheat from the supermarket shelves I came upon this today,

Whooped dee do!

If the worst comes to the worst I'll sustain myself with this and with evaporated milk.  Could keep me alive for a week or more!