Your Grandfather Was a Parsnip Smuggler.
I rarely use emoticons. I do not know what they mean. I fear that I could add an emoticon which I thought meant "with sympathy", but in fact said " your grandfather was a parsnip smuggler". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am similarly cautious with abbreviations in text messages. Yes, I am one of those who thought that LOL said Lots of Love, not Laughing out Loud. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Imagine this: A friend sends me a text message announcing that her pet Gerbil had just died. I reply "LOL". I thought that I was saying Lots of Love. My friend "heard" Laughing out Loud. That's never happened, but it could have! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Earlier today my friend Mary C sent me a very witty message on Facebook Messenger. I replied thus: " A true laugh out loud, not a wimp