If You Haven't Savoured CANADIAN COFFEE You've Never Tasted the Best

 


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Yippee aye EH.


 It's now available in Florida: Canada's favourite Coffee.  






Grown from the finest Arabica Coffee bushes on the sunny slopes of Labrador.

Transported in fine mesh Newfoundland hand made fishing nets, and escorted by the RCMP to Alberta and British Columbia; there to be roasted by the red hot western Canadian politics.

Escorted back east to Quebec, then hand ground by holy Quebecois widows with their treasured antique Mortier et Pilons.

History, culture, politics and language in every fragrant cup. "Be educated as you sip."

It's the only way.  Henceforth I'll drink nothing other than the culturally and historically rich Canadian Coffee.    


Grown with Care

Transported with Respect

Roasted with Passion

Ground with Artisanal Skill 



I'll eschew all others.  Tim Hortons is the most polite coffee in the world.  

                                   O  CANADA!

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P.S.  

Please keep this quiet. Don't hurt your Canadian friends.  

Tim Hortons, alongside Burger King, is now owned by a Brazilian  conglomerate.  Our world has gone nuts!



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